PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon.